Intercom

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After an airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off he forgets to turn off the intercom.

Speaking to the copilot he says,

"Do you know what I fancy doing?"

The co-pilot responds

"No - what do you fancy doing then?"

The pilot says,

"Well first of all I think I'll go take a dump"

"Then when I get back I think that I will make a move on that new blonde stewardess."

In the main cabin the stewardess hears this - as do the rest of the passengers - and runs up the aisle to tell him that the intercom is still on.

Unfortunately in her haste to get to him before he says anything else that's embarrassing she trips and falls in the aisle.

A little old lady passenger who's seated nearby looks down at her and says,

"There's no need to rush dear"

"He's taking a shite first"