Clubbing

[Seafood]

Guy decided to drive across town to checkout the new nightclub.

At the door the bouncers refused him entry as he wasn't wearing a tie.

But I've driven across town to check out this club, don't you have spare ties for those who don't have one?

We do but it's so busy tonight that they're all out on loan.

So I can't come in then?

We'd lose our jobs sir, you must have something around your neck or no entry, very sorry sir.

Hmm thinks the punter and goes to his car, grabs his booster cables and wraps them around his neck, then walks up to the bouncers.

Ok I've got something around my neck now can I come in?

The bouncers look at him then each other and one says ok you can come in, but don't try starting anything.