MMT Posted March 1, 2022 #1 Posted March 1, 2022 A burglar broke into our house late last night. The wife leapt out of bed. Kneed him in the balls and broke his nose with one punch. Then she put the light on and said to him " Oh, I'm so sorry. My mistake. I thought you were my husband coming home late from the pub" 1
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