Few thoughts

[Seafood]

How old do you have to be before you die of old age?

If love is blind how can you have love at first sight?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it to the centre of the Earth?

Do colour-blind people dream of a green Christmas?

Why would anyone want to put a square peg in a round hole?

If feathers tickle why aren't birds always giggling?

What shape is the sky?

If cod liver oil is so good for you why don't cod live longer?

What do Chinese and Indian people go out for?