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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Robert, I have some good news and, I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I have had an awful day; let-s hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Robert replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You have just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, : "The pictures are of you with your secretary."