Footmen

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Two blokes living in outback Australia saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage.

They applied and were flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.

She says: “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen”.
After they show her their ankles, the Queen says: “It is also important that you do not have nobbly knees, so I need to see your knees as well”.

Once she has seen their knees she says: “Now everything appears to be in shape so I just need to see your testimonials”.


Five years later, when the pair are finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other “I reckon if we had just had a bit more education, we could have got that job”.