Police Officers

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Paddy answered a knock at the door to find two policemen standing there. One said, 'Are you the owner of the Ford Focus that's parked outside?' 'I am,' he replied. 'Well, I'm afraid someone has hit your car and driven off. It's quite badly damaged.'

He replied, 'Thank god for that!' The copper said, 'What do you mean, sir?' Paddy said, 'I thought you two were here about those videos on my hard drive.'