MMT Posted April 9, 2022 Share #151 Posted April 9, 2022 If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted April 11, 2022 Administrator Share #152 Posted April 11, 2022 "Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have? Huge hands, sir. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 21, 2022 Author Share #153 Posted April 21, 2022 Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the stove and the kitchen sink. Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 22, 2022 Author Share #154 Posted April 22, 2022 What do people with Alzheimer's never have?...... A memorable experience. Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted April 24, 2022 Administrator Share #155 Posted April 24, 2022 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted April 25, 2022 Administrator Share #156 Posted April 25, 2022 What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. 1 Link to comment
MMT Posted April 27, 2022 Share #157 Posted April 27, 2022 If I put a copy of Macbeth on a dictionary, is it a play on words? Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 29, 2022 Author Share #158 Posted April 29, 2022 Whats the difference between lying to the taxman and lying your wife? If you get caught, the taxman still wants to screw you... Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted May 4, 2022 Administrator Share #159 Posted May 4, 2022 How do you tell the front of a tree? When someone has a piss behind it. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted May 6, 2022 Administrator Share #160 Posted May 6, 2022 If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted May 18, 2022 Administrator Share #161 Posted May 18, 2022 What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted May 28, 2022 Administrator Share #162 Posted May 28, 2022 Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted June 19, 2022 Administrator Share #163 Posted June 19, 2022 Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test? A: Because she was not used to being in the front seat 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted June 23, 2022 Administrator Share #164 Posted June 23, 2022 Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it would've been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted June 26, 2022 Administrator Share #165 Posted June 26, 2022 What exactly is junk? Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted June 29, 2022 Administrator Share #166 Posted June 29, 2022 Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted July 23, 2022 Administrator Share #167 Posted July 23, 2022 Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife. 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 12, 2023 Administrator Share #168 Posted February 12, 2023 Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the cooker and the fridge. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share #169 Posted February 12, 2023 What's the difference between Prince Harry and Scotland? Prince Harry was given permission to leave the UK... Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted February 19, 2023 Administrator Share #170 Posted February 19, 2023 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 24, 2023 Author Share #171 Posted February 24, 2023 What do women and swimming pools have in common? They cost a great deal to maintain considering the time you spend inside. Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share #172 Posted February 28, 2023 What do farmers use to count their cows? A cowculator. Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted March 2, 2023 Administrator Share #173 Posted March 2, 2023 What did the egg say to the boiling water? I dont think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning! 1 Link to comment
Administrator Bad Karma Posted May 18, 2023 Administrator Share #174 Posted May 18, 2023 What's white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share #175 Posted May 27, 2023 Q. What does ADN stand for? A. National Dyslexic Association Link to comment
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