koolkat Posted April 28, 2021 Share #101 Posted April 28, 2021 (edited) Journalist: How does it feel Mr Edison to have failed so many times? Edison: I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Edited April 28, 2021 by koolkat 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 29, 2021 Author Share #102 Posted April 29, 2021 What is the difference between a woman and a gun You can get a silencer for a gun 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted May 12, 2021 Share #103 Posted May 12, 2021 What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black? Artificial intelligence. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 20, 2021 Author Share #104 Posted May 20, 2021 What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share #105 Posted June 11, 2021 What has McDonalds and a red light got in common? My wife always drives through them. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share #106 Posted June 13, 2021 Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it! Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 14, 2021 Author Share #107 Posted June 14, 2021 Q. Why are Women's feet shorter than men's feet? A. So they can stand closer to the sink. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 15, 2021 Author Share #108 Posted June 15, 2021 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and the longer it's in the stronger it gets? Tea. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 19, 2021 Author Share #109 Posted June 19, 2021 Why does Gaza keep firing rockets at Israel? …..It keeps them occupied. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 21, 2021 Author Share #110 Posted July 21, 2021 What do condoms and cameras have in common? Both capture moments of joy. Link to comment
Seafood Posted July 21, 2021 Author Share #111 Posted July 21, 2021 What's the difference between a Irish wedding and a Irish funeral One is less drunk Link to comment
Seafood Posted August 27, 2021 Author Share #112 Posted August 27, 2021 Whats the difference between God & Bono... God doesnt get around thinking hes bono Link to comment
koolkat Posted September 30, 2021 Share #113 Posted September 30, 2021 If a cow can't make milk is is an udder failure or a milk dud? It probably has a mammary lapse. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #114 Posted October 13, 2021 What do you call a Russian prostitute? Knickersoffski Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 14, 2021 Author Share #115 Posted October 14, 2021 How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted October 30, 2021 Author Share #116 Posted October 30, 2021 What has four wheels and fly’s? A garbage truck Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 8, 2021 Author Share #117 Posted December 8, 2021 What’s six inches long, has a bald head and drives Jewish women wild? A hundred dollar note. Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 14, 2021 Author Share #118 Posted December 14, 2021 What do nail polish and panties have in common? Both of them come off with Alcohol. Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share #119 Posted December 16, 2021 What do you get if you hold a twenty pound note between your chin and your chest? A good impression of Stephen Hawking at a strip club. Link to comment
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 Share #120 Posted December 16, 2021 How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house. Link to comment
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 Share #121 Posted December 16, 2021 Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him. Link to comment
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 Share #122 Posted December 16, 2021 What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses. Link to comment
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 Share #123 Posted December 16, 2021 What do you call Santa when he's wearing ear muffs? Anything, he can't hear you. Link to comment
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 Share #124 Posted December 16, 2021 What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"? Santa Claus walking backwards. Link to comment
koolkat Posted December 16, 2021 Share #125 Posted December 16, 2021 What you get when you cross a duck with Santa? A Christmas quacker. 1 Link to comment
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