Seafood Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share #51 Posted November 5, 2019 What's the difference between a Blonde and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley's got a mind of its own! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 6, 2019 Author Share #52 Posted November 6, 2019 How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 21, 2019 Author Share #53 Posted November 21, 2019 Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?? He pasta way 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share #54 Posted November 23, 2019 What make of car does a dog like? A Dachshund (Datsun) 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share #55 Posted December 9, 2019 When sheep can't get to sleep, what do they count? A ? 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share #56 Posted December 17, 2019 Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted December 29, 2019 Author Share #57 Posted December 29, 2019 So I said to the German bloke. Why is that lump of meat in the boot of your car?" "Dat is my spare veal" he replied. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 3, 2020 Author Share #58 Posted January 3, 2020 What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.00 a tin and deer nuts are under a buck. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share #59 Posted January 4, 2020 Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share #60 Posted January 4, 2020 Why dont cats play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share #61 Posted January 7, 2020 Is a sagging buttocks the same term as falling behind? 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share #62 Posted January 9, 2020 Why do noses run and feet smell? 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share #63 Posted January 10, 2020 What did Colonel Gadaffi and Freddie Mercury have in common? They both died after some men entered their sewage pipe. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share #64 Posted January 30, 2020 What's the difference between in laws and outlaws. Outlaws are wanted. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 10, 2020 Author Share #66 Posted February 10, 2020 What do you call an elephant with a smartphone? A roaming charge. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 20, 2020 Author Share #67 Posted February 20, 2020 Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car? A. Don't ask her out again. 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 24, 2020 Author Share #68 Posted February 24, 2020 Who can drink a gallon of Petrol and not get sick? Jerry Can 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share #69 Posted February 28, 2020 Q: What goes into 13 twice? A: Roman Polanski. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share #70 Posted March 24, 2020 When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share #71 Posted March 30, 2020 What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share #72 Posted March 31, 2020 What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper? Megasoreass! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share #73 Posted April 25, 2020 Why did Cyclops close his school? Because he only had one pupil. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share #74 Posted April 27, 2020 Why are condoms transparent ? So that sperms can at least enjoy the scenery even if their entry is restricted 1 Link to comment
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