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A man who is a train conductor murders 5 people.
He is sentenced to die in the electric chair.
A few years later, his day has come and he's asked what he wants for his last meal.
"A dozen bananas", he says.
The man sits and eats 12 bananas one by one.
Shortly after, he is strapped in to the electric chair and when the switch is pulled, the machine lights up and is clearly working, but seems to have no effect on the man.
Engineers come in and look it over and everything is working perfectly.
They pull the switch again and again, there is no effect on the man.
After much deliberation, it is decided that his sentence was carried out and they have to let him go.
He once again finds work as a train conductor.
Awhile later, the man murders 5 more people.
He is once again sentenced to die in the electric chair.
He's asked what he wants for his last meal.
"A dozen bananas", he says.
The man sits and eats the 12 bananas one by one.
Shortly after, he is strapped in and the switch is pulled.
No effect on the man.
They check the machine and it's working perfectly.
They pull the switch again.
Nothing.
It's once again decided the man has to be let go.
On his way out, the warden stops him and asks the man how eating a dozen bananas keeps him from being electrocuted by the chair.
"The bananas don't have anything to do with it".
"I'm just a bad conductor"...
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