Seafood Posted December 13, 2021 Share #1 Posted December 13, 2021 As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle-- which no longer works-- and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher. "What are you doing" she asked. "I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him." Scanning the contours of my doughy, naked body, she mumbled, "You didn't need the gun!" 1 Link to comment
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