Dyslexics

[Seafood]

Two dyslexic skiers stood at top of a mountain:

One says. "I'm gonna zag zig down now."

The other says. "It’s not zag zig its zig zag."

They argue for a while then one says. "Let’s ski down and ask that bloke down there."

They reach him. "Excuse me mate, is it zig zag down the mountain or zag zig?"

He answers. "Don't ask me, I'm a tobogganist."

"Oh." They say. "Well give us 20 Benson & Hedges and a box of matches then!