Halloween

[Seafood]

Cheeky little feckers round here! A young lad just knocked my door and said, "Trick or Treat?" I said, ''And what have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "but you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes." He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it d*ckh**d."