Cashmere Sweater

[Jamizon]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Last night my wife crawled into bed with me and told me she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater," the guy says.
"So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'"
"Wow!" the bartender replies. "What did you do?"
"I told her to learn how to knit."