Swim

[Seafood]

We was enjoying our family holiday last week when my 12-year-old son said, "I wonder if the sea is cold, dad?"
"You're just about to find out," I laughed, picking him up and throwing him in.
"I can't believe you just did that," screamed my wife, as she stared at me in complete shock.
"It's okay," I replied, "He can swim."
"Where to Steve? We're on a flamin cruise ship!"