Haircuts

[Seafood]

So a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together

The man received a full treatment, a haircut, shave, shampoo, and styling.

After he was done, he placed the boy in the chair.

'I'm going to buy a tie to wear for tonight's party, alright?' he asked. 'I'll be back in a few minutes.'

'Sure,' the boy said.

By the time the boy was finished with the haircut, the man still hadn't returned.

'Looks like your dad forgot about you little man,' the barber said.

'That wasn't my dad,' the boy said. 'He just walked up, took me by the hand, and told me we were gonna get a free haircut.'