Wrong House

[Bad Karma]

An old man was asleep in his chair one afternoon when he was awoken by the sound of the doorbell. He shuffled to the door and when he opened it, he saw a beautiful young woman standing there.

“Oh dear!” she said. “I’m at the wrong house. I am looking for my boyfriend.”

“Sweetheart, you’re at the right house,” the old guy assured her, “but you’re about 40 years too late!”