Cell

[Seafood]

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat on the commuter train and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking on it in a loud voice.

"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train."

She continued, "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting with Kevin."

"No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with Kevin, the boss."

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life ... Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking away loudly. When the man sitting next to her had finally had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,

"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Sue no longer uses her cell phone in public!!