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Little Johnny was playing with something in the road, and his local priest came up to him and said "Hello little Johnny what are you playing with?"

Little Johnny said "Sulfuric Acid"

Father Walsh said "you mustn't play with that, it's dangerous"

Little Johnny said "I don't tell you not to play with holy water"

Father Walsh said " No, because holy water is good...The other day I put holy water on a pregnant woman's tummy and she passed a baby boy."

"That's nothing" Little johnny said "The other day I put Sulfuric Acid on my dogs Bollocks and he passed a Ferrari"