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Did you know this about Albert Einstein?
Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be 138, if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa “because she was so well endowed”.
(i.e., "Gigundo Mammaries!")
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as…....Einstein’s Theory of RelativeTitty.”

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