Old Friend

[Seafood]

I was at the supermarket and ran into an old friend. I told him that I'm married now and he asked if my wife was out shopping with me. "She is," I said... "Look down that aisle, do you see that absolutely stunning blonde with the firm muscular bum that's looking at the gluten-free yoghurt ?.... .... Well, my wife is that big enormous fat cow lady standing a bit further down!!