Seafood Posted March 9, 2024 #926 Posted March 9, 2024 The only reason why I'm good at keeping secrets is because I forget them. 1
Seafood Posted March 10, 2024 #927 Posted March 10, 2024 If anyone would like to help out with the restoration of our local Church... Give us a bell 1
Seafood Posted March 11, 2024 #928 Posted March 11, 2024 In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they turn it into TV shows
Seafood Posted March 12, 2024 #929 Posted March 12, 2024 The problem with retirement is.... You never get a day off.
Seafood Posted March 13, 2024 #930 Posted March 13, 2024 I got a job as an Astronaut, But they said i was a waste of space,
Seafood Posted March 14, 2024 #931 Posted March 14, 2024 To any Spanish speaking friends on here. Hasta anie bisto Ive run out of gravy,
Seafood Posted March 15, 2024 #932 Posted March 15, 2024 I crossed a Crocodile with a Budgie It bit my leg off and said,,,Who,s a naughty boy,,
Seafood Posted March 16, 2024 #933 Posted March 16, 2024 Retirement has cured many a businessman's ulcer - and given his wife one.
Seafood Posted March 17, 2024 #934 Posted March 17, 2024 I said to the doctor my wife smokes before during and after sex? He said That's Ok I said But it’s the same cigarette!
Seafood Posted March 22, 2024 #935 Posted March 22, 2024 Well i just had some good news after all the bad new news, the Police want to interview me, and i have not even applied for a job
Seafood Posted March 23, 2024 #936 Posted March 23, 2024 Retirement happens when you overachieve in the area of experience.
Seafood Posted March 24, 2024 #937 Posted March 24, 2024 It is nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. 1
Seafood Posted March 25, 2024 #938 Posted March 25, 2024 I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it is time for my nap.
Seafood Posted March 26, 2024 #939 Posted March 26, 2024 A father said his teenage son took an aptitude test and was found to be well-suited for retirement.
Seafood Posted March 27, 2024 #940 Posted March 27, 2024 I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with fifty pounds. 1
Seafood Posted March 29, 2024 #941 Posted March 29, 2024 The Bishop came to our church today, but I think he was an imposter. He never once moved diagonally.
koolkat Posted March 30, 2024 Author #942 Posted March 30, 2024 Confucius say: He who laugh last, slow to get joke. 1
koolkat Posted March 30, 2024 Author #943 Posted March 30, 2024 Confucius say: He who throw dirt, lose ground. 1
koolkat Posted March 30, 2024 Author #944 Posted March 30, 2024 Confucius say: Hard work pay off in future. Laziness pay off now. 1
koolkat Posted March 30, 2024 Author #945 Posted March 30, 2024 Confucius say: Student who study history will find there is no future in it. 1
koolkat Posted March 30, 2024 Author #946 Posted March 30, 2024 Confucius say: Banker who sit in freezer have frozen assets. 1
koolkat Posted March 31, 2024 Author #947 Posted March 31, 2024 Thieves were caught hours after stealing GPS tracking devices from tech company 1
Seafood Posted March 31, 2024 #948 Posted March 31, 2024 My long lost uncle has left me his stately home Does anyone know where Sod Hall is?
Seafood Posted April 1, 2024 #949 Posted April 1, 2024 I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink
Seafood Posted April 3, 2024 #950 Posted April 3, 2024 I don't know if laughter is the "best" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay.
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