Seafood Posted May 21, 2021 Share #26 Posted May 21, 2021 A Pun has not completely matured until it is full Groan! 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 23, 2021 Share #27 Posted May 23, 2021 Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu—you get what you deserve. 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 24, 2021 Share #28 Posted May 24, 2021 My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. 2 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 25, 2021 Share #29 Posted May 25, 2021 I want to grow my own food but cannot find bacon seeds. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 26, 2021 Share #30 Posted May 26, 2021 Is your Car running? I'm going to vote for it! 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 27, 2021 Share #31 Posted May 27, 2021 Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story.... 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 28, 2021 Share #32 Posted May 28, 2021 I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 29, 2021 Share #33 Posted May 29, 2021 It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 30, 2021 Share #34 Posted May 30, 2021 Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene. 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share #35 Posted May 31, 2021 A few more excuses: · “We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.” (Vince Lombardi) · “We haven’t lost it, we just don’t know where it is at the moment.” · “Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?” (James Thurber) 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted May 31, 2021 Share #36 Posted May 31, 2021 Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop? 1 Link to comment
koolkat Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share #37 Posted June 1, 2021 And two more excuses for the lazy: · “The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.” (Joan Rivers) · “Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it; if you are sick, you shouldn't take it.” (Henry Ford) 1 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 1, 2021 Share #38 Posted June 1, 2021 I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 2, 2021 Share #39 Posted June 2, 2021 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 3, 2021 Share #40 Posted June 3, 2021 Money can't buy happiness, then explain V8's & Beer? Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 4, 2021 Share #41 Posted June 4, 2021 A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. 2 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 5, 2021 Share #42 Posted June 5, 2021 If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 6, 2021 Share #43 Posted June 6, 2021 Well, to be Frank with you, I’d have to change my name. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 7, 2021 Share #44 Posted June 7, 2021 I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer. 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 8, 2021 Share #45 Posted June 8, 2021 ‘Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’ ‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.’ 1 Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 10, 2021 Share #46 Posted June 10, 2021 The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 12, 2021 Share #47 Posted June 12, 2021 Just because you are offended, doesn't mean it's right. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 13, 2021 Share #48 Posted June 13, 2021 I was kidnapped by a group of mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 14, 2021 Share #49 Posted June 14, 2021 I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. The really good players are hard to find. Link to comment
Seafood Posted June 15, 2021 Share #50 Posted June 15, 2021 If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem- you didn't see nothin'. Link to comment
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