Seafood Posted April 7, 2021 Share #1 Posted April 7, 2021 There was a ruckus going on down the street. One of the rioters threw a brick through our kitchen window and hit my wife on the head, knocking her out. I ran outside and chased the b*st*rd down. I dragged him back to the house and pointed to my bloodied wife in a heap on the floor. I pulled out a knife and said, "It's time to face the consequences of your actions." Shaking, he said, "What are you going to do?" "Me?" I replied, handing him the knife. "I'm not going to do anything. YOU'RE going to finish making my sandwich." 1 Link to comment
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