The insurance man

[Bad Karma]

The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors.
"If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building, just for argument's sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity. We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live. And payments start from the time you leave the window, so that you're making money on the way down."