Jeep

[Seafood]

A 17 year-old boy came home with a brand new Jeep 4x4.

His parents look at the Jeep and ask, “Where did you get that 4x4?!”

“I bought it today,” he says.

“With what money?” says his mother.

They knew what a new Jeep cost.

“Well,” he says, “this one cost me just £20.”

The father looks at him like he’s crazy.

“Who would sell a truck like that for £20?” he says.

“It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her 4x4 Jeep for £20.”

“Oh my Goodness!” says the mother. “Maybe she’s mentally ill or has Alzheimer’s something. John, you better go see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly weeding the garden.

He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Jeep for £20 and asks to know why she did it.

“Well,” she says, “two days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Jamaica with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.”

“Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry,” the father says. “But what does that have to do with my son and your Jeep?”

“Well, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new Jeep and send him the money. So I did.”