Beauty

[Seafood]

Two guys were sitting at a bar one night drinking and talking about their wives. "My old lady is so ugly," one said, " that when she went to the beauty parlor, they told her that there was nothing they could do." "You think that's bad?" The other man asked. " I took my wife to a plastic surgeon and asked him what he could do to make my wife look better. The only thing he could think of was adding a tail.