Widow

[Seafood]

A woman who was widowed at a very young age was in the store buying groceries one day. And being several months since her husband died, she was feeling a little lonely. She noticed the young boy who was bagging her groceries at the checkout, a strong strapping country boy. And she asked him if he would carry her groceries out to the car for her. On the way out to the car she takes the boy by his arm and whispers in his ear. "I have an itchy pussy." The boy looks her right in they eye and says. "Lady you'll have to point that one out, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."