Susie

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Susie

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache."

"That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."

That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.

Susie perked up and said:

"That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."