20 Really Corny One-Liners

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20 Really Corny One-Liners

1. What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
2. I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut.
3. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
4. What’s a witch’s favorite subject.....Spell-ing.
5. Which U.S. state is known for its especially small soft drinks? Minnesota.
6. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing.....they fast.
7. What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
9. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
10. People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
11. I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
12. What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
13. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
14. I like telling Dad jokes.....sometimes he laughs.
15. How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
16. The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
17. What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football.
18. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
19. The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
20. I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.