Relaxing Location

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Relaxing Location

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.

“You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold. Without missing a beat, he told the salesman:

“Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy that.”