Birthday

[Seafood]

Today's my birthday so my wife said she'd do my "favourite fantasy." I had her put on a cute apron as a "naughty housewife" in the kitchen. She just stood there for 15 minutes, and then she said, "Well, aren't you going to come get it over with and give me a rogering ?"

I replied, "No, I just love seeing you where you belong at the stove."