Administrator Bad Karma Posted November 26, 2020 Administrator Share #1 Posted November 26, 2020 Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? A: The G. Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert? A: He was already stuffed. Q: The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, "Is everything al-right over here?"? A: "No, everything is all left-over here!" Q: Why was the turkey asked to join a band? A: He could bring his own drumsticks. Q: If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A: Scholar ships. Q: What don't you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A: A white shirt or high-waisted pants. Q: What do you call the age of a Pilgrim? A: A pilgrimage. Q: What kind of key can't open doors? A: A tur-key. Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? A: He sensed fowl play. Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? A: Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving. Q: Why does this Native Indian chief put on a lot of feathers? A: To help keep their wigwam. Q: What is the real key to the perfect thanksgiving dinner? A: The turKEY. Q: On which side the turkey has got the majority of feathers? A: The outside. Q: How will you make the turkey float? A: You will need a few root beer, two scoops of delicious ice cream, and the turkey. Q: Is it possible for the turkey to jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because a building cannot jump anyway. Q: What is the type of vegetable that you would like on this Thanksgiving? A: Beets me! Q: What is the type of potatoes that go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? A: French flies. Q: Why do the cranberries change red? A: When they saw the turkey dressing! Q: At what time the turkey soup can be bad for yourself? A: In case if you are that turkey! Link to comment
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