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2 cops and their police dog are standing outside a pub when a drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail lifts the tail up has a look puts it back down shakes his head and walks away

2nd drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail lifts it up has a look puts it back down shakes his head and walks away

3rd drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail lifts it up has a look puts it down shakes his head and starts to walk away when the cops grab him and say what are you doing to our dog

The drunk replies the bartender inside said there is a dog outside with 2 arseholes and i wanted to see for myself!