Administrator Bad Karma Posted October 31, 2020 Administrator Share #1 Posted October 31, 2020 Q: Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? A: At the ghost-ery store! Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating? A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? A: Booberries! Q: Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? A: His ghoul friend. Q: What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? A: Choco-LATE! Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? A: Boo jeans. Q: What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? A: You never know which witch is which! Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween? A: Prank-enstein! Q: What fruit do scarecrows love the most? A: Straw-berries. Q: What does a witch use to do her hair? A: Scarespray! Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A: He is mist. Q:How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A: A pumpkin patch. Q: Why don’t vampires have more friends? A: Because they are a pain in the neck. Q: What position does a ghost play in hockey? A: Ghoulie. Q: What do you give a vampire when he’s sick? A: Coffin-drops. Q: What is a ghost's nose full of? A: Boooooogers! Q: Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is? A: People are just dying to get in. Q: Why was the broom late? A: It over swept. 1 Link to comment
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