Administrator Bad Karma Posted October 31, 2020 Administrator Share #1 Posted October 31, 2020 Q: Why do ghosts go on diets? A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures Q: What does a panda ghost eat? A: Bam-BOO! Q: Why don’t mummies take time off? A: They’re afraid to unwind. Q: Why did the zombie skip school? A: He felt rotten. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A blood orange. Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A: Dayscare centers! Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business? A: He wanted to get ahead in life. Q: What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music. Q: Why don’t mummies have friends? A: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves. Q: Why did the vampire read the newspaper? A: He heard it had great circulation. Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A: It’s a pain in the neck. Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A: A grave problem. Q: What do you call a cleaning skeleton? A: The grim sweeper. Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A: Because he had bat breath. Q: What do you call a witch’s garage? A: A broom closet. Q: What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A: A sand-witch! Q: What's a witch's favorite makeup? A: Ma-scare-a. Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? A: The crossing gourd. Q: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? A: Candy corneas. Q: What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? A: Bam-BOO! Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? A: Because they have no-body to go with. 1 Link to comment
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