Meeting Mum

[Seafood]

Every time I took a girl home to meet mum she made it very clear she thought the girl wasn’t good enough for me
Sometimes it was the looks, sometimes the interests or sometimes even the sound of her voice.
She made dating very hard
One day I’d had enough and I thought, I’ll find a girl that looks like mum, shares the same interests and even sounds like her
Unbelievably against all odds the next day I found someone exactly like that and made them fall in love with me
So I took her home and guess what!
Dad fucin hates her