Forgiven

[Seafood]

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "A show of hands - How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

Being good Christians, everyone responded by holding up their hands, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"102 years old!," she replied and then the congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please tell us all how a person can live 102 years and not have an enemy in the world?"

"I outlived the bitches."