New Hat

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New Hat 

There was an elderly lady standing on the street. She had both hands holding on to her hat, while the wind was blowing her dress up around her waist.

A dignified gentleman came up and said 'Madam, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around like that. It’s very indecent, and both your hands are holding on to your hat!'

She replied:

'Look mister, everything I have down there is over 70 years old. This hat is brand new!'