Conversation on Airplane

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Conversation on Airplane

A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
 
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, 'What would you like to talk about?'
 
Oh, I don't know', said the man, 'How about nuclear power?'
 
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
 
The man thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'
 
To which the little girl replies:

'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?'