Prize Cow

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Prize Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. 

The Englishman says, 'Look at that English cow, she's a winner alright.'

The Irishman disagreed. 'Hang on, that's an Irish cow.' 

The Scot thought for a moment and settled the argument:

"No way, it’s a Scottish cow , you can tell from the bagpipes underneath.'