Robot Pick Up Lines

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Robot Pick Up Lines

Robot pickup lines will sort you out when you are looking to pick up a girl or guy who loves robotics.

Best Robot Pick Up Lines:

1. My scanners detected high amounts of sexiness in this quadrant, and I think I have found the source.
2. I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to.
3. Did you just break one of Asimov’s Three Laws? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
4. Since you are the bomb, I’m going to commence explosive containment procedures.
5. Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.
6. Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks…. if you know what I mean.
7. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
8. I going to rock your world. The least you need to have is an accelerometer.
9. Having run your code through my CPU all night, you must be very tired.
10. If you get me, let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive actions.
11. Hey, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.
12. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
13. When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
14. Did I feel a spark between us or my CPU just malfunctioned?
15. If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
16. Come with me and I’ll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
17. Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
18. I’m fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques!
19. Did my internal fan system crash or is it just hot in here?
20. I have multitouch capabilities. Would you like a demo?
21. Are those real or were you upgraded in Silicon Valley?
22. Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?
23. I will show you my source code if you show me yours.
24. Can I have your IP number? I seem to have lost mine.
25. I’ll Google your Yahoo if you YouTube Myspace.
26. I’m willing to convert to metric because of you.
27. I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.
28. You are so hot you need to be water-cooled.
29. If I were a function (), would you call me?
30. I support portrait and landscape modes.
31. You made my heart skip a clock cycle.
32. Hey darling, I’d like to know your OS.
33. Don’t worry I just got Turing tested.
34. Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.
35. Can I plug in in your free port?
36. Could you grab Java with me?
37. I bet I can decrypt your code.
38. Let me debug you.