10 Humorous Quotes to Put Quarantines into Context

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10 Humorous Quotes to Put Quarantines into Context

1. “Please kindly go away, I’m introverting.” — Beth Buelow, Author
2. "Near, far, wherever you are... make sure you’re practicing social distancing!" — Celine Dion
3. "Life is a menu, so remember whatever you order for your life is what’s gonna be delivered to your table." — Tyrese Gibson
4. "Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit." — Molière, Playwright
5. "Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." — Voltaire
6. "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." — A.A. Milne
7. "People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily." — Zig Ziglar, Author
8. "Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia." — Charles Schulz, Illustrator
9. "Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha." — Robert Brault, Author
10. "Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!" - Jeffrey Gitomer, Author
11. "Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell." — Bill Copeland, Poet
12. "There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want." - Bill Waterson, Cartoonist