Andr-Tech uk666 Posted August 25, 2020 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted August 25, 2020 Questions and Answers from Retired Persons Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you’ll have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s a$# all the way to Egypt.” Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year-old husband? A: Tell him you’re pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 60-plus year-old people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus year old look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year old when they enter antique stores? A: “Gosh, I remember these!” 2 Link to comment
bluescope Posted August 26, 2020 Share #2 Posted August 26, 2020 15 hours ago, uk666 said: Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. LOL 1 Link to comment
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