Faith Healer....Bit Rude

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Faith Healer (Bit Rude)

Old farmer Hensley and his wife were listening to the faith healer on the radio: 

"All you people in radioland, with God's help I want to heal you, put one hand on the radio and one hand on the part that needs healing, and get ready." 

The old lady put one hand on the radio and her other on her heart. 

Hensley put one hand on the radio and the other on his tired old tool. 

When Mrs. Hensley saw this, she said:

"No Elmer, he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"