Second Appendix

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Second Appendix

Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned his doctor, waking him up.

"I'm really sorry to bother you so late," he said, "but I think my wife has appendicitis."

Still half asleep, the doctor reminded him that he had removed his wife's inflamed appendix a couple of years before.

"Whoever heard of a second appendix?" the doctor asked.

"You may not have heard of a second appendix, doc," the man replied:

"But surely you've heard of a second wife!"