Not My Fault

[uk666]

Not My Fault

A wife walked in on her husband and found him making love to another woman. 

As she was about to run out, he shouts:

“It wasn’t my fault!! I can explain!!” 

“I was on my way to work, and I saw this woman thumbing for a lift, so I decided to give her a lift.“

“She then told me that she was hungry. As we were close to the house, I brought her home and gave her the roast beef that you didn’t want.“

“I then saw her shoes were full of holes, so I gave her the shoes that you don’t wear anymore.“

“I then saw her T-shirt was ripped, and gave her the sweater that you don’t wear anymore.“

“I then looked at her jeans and saw that they were all worn out, and so I gave her the old pair that you don’t wear anymore.“

I was about to send her away, but she stopped and asked:

"Is there anything else around here that your wife doesn’t use, that you would like me to have?"

"What could I do?"