Vacation

[Seafood]

If planning on visiting North Queensland or any of Queensland, we’re doing OK here right now with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.
So if you plan on vacationing at our rivers, lakes or on our waterfalls this winter, I think you should know that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels, motels and cabins across the area due to an unusual spring.

Crocs have eaten all domesticated animals and some smaller people.

We have had rabid dingo sightings at every park and town. We have Bigfoots INVADING OUR PARKS.

Porcupines "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the Bush!

Drop bears have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got SHITLOADS of murder hornets. Not to mention the nasty redbacks

Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.

So stay where you are, in your own state or country where it's safe!

Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE...
and we also have NO TOILET PAPER!

[mgk1956]

That would keep off even the most determined and adventurous bro Seafood. But the thought of flying head lice beats me ! Thank god the bed bugs atleast haven't sprouted wings. I would love to get my hands on the flying head lice.Its a first record!