What would you like?

[Seafood]

“What would you like?” says the barman. “What would I like?” says Bob. “A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife.” “No,” says the barman, patiently. “I meant what do you want?” “To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!” “What’s it to be?” says the barman, less patiently. "A boy or a girl, I don’t care". "You misunderstand me" says the barman impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink?" "Oh" says Bob, I see. "Why didn’t you say so? What have you got?" "Nothing at all" says the barman. "I’m perfectly healthy".